I don't know all that much about ferrets, although I seem to recall that they can be aggressive and frequently bite even the people they ostensibly like. At least, I'm hoping that's typical ferret behavior, because otherwise I need to start worrying about rabies.

Regardless, saving Ravi's questionable attire isn't worth getting bit, so I immediately back off, holding up both hands in a placating gesture.

"You know what, you can have them. I'm sure they'll make your nest the envy of all the forest rodents this winter."