"I'm surprised the Powers That Be or whatever managed to get you that many. Though maybe I shouldn't be all that surprised if they're like, all powerful or whatever, like the Genie from Aladdin," Major thinks aloud. "What was his saying? Infinite, cosmic power ... itty, bitty living space? Right? Something like that. I wonder if the Watchers or whatever we're calling them live in tiny lamps." Okay, Major, you're getting very side-tracked. Focus. Or try to, at least.

"You know the more you talk about what you look like without a beard, the more I really want to see you without a beard, right? Like, I bet you look like a baby without your facial hair. God, we need to stop talking about it if you don't want to randomly wake up one day to a freshly shaven face. And you needing to walk around with Minor as a stand-in beard 'til it grows back."