"All right, yeah. So I'm 6'2". We're not that different in height." Major lifts his gaze higher to consider Ravi's hair. "Your hair is magnificent and is the crown jewel of the world and the village, and we are all deeply jealous. Even if I mess around and pull pranks on Princess Sparkles, I won't ever mess with your hair. If that's any kinda consolation."

He squints a little at his friend.

"I mean, aren't you, though? Just a little?"