"I'm sorry, did you just call The Bodyguard awful? Seriously? Have you ever seen it?" Major asks, scrunching up his face in slight disgust and offense. In all honesty, Major's seen maybe 95% of it, having missed the very beginning because whenever it came on TV, he always came in 20 minutes after it'd started airing. And then it never seemed worth it to pay the money at Blockbuster to rent (not to mention the street cred of having to publicly rent the thing), so he'd just .. gone without seeing it in its entirety. Still, though!

With a sigh, he hands the puppy back to Ravi and folds his arms across his chest.

"Why'd they kick you out of the CDC again?"