"All right, Lou Ferrigno, we get it. I mean, I think you're pretty tall for a guy as it is, so I could always go around calling you Tiny Tim just for that exact purpose, if you really want me to. That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make because I care so deeply about our friendship." Major places a hand over his heart as though he's delivering something very deep and emotional.

Major response to Ravi's questions on behalf of Minor, moving his paws about with his hand and assuming a child-like voice.

"Me! I'm a puppy! The best puppy!" He offers the puppy up to Ravi, because he has a feeling he's going to try to snatch him away, anyway. Plus, his arm's starting to cramp up.

"I mean, yeah, that works, right? He just can't have .. what, chocolate and grapes? I think meat's pretty fair game, though." He makes a face at Ravi. "You know, for a guy who practically needed to be brought back from the dead with some smelling salts over the mere insinuation that he might see my balls after I'd had my clothes stolen, you sure do love to talk about them a lot."