"I ... don't know? I've never known a Nathan before, but they're separate names, as far as I can remember. But who knows? Maybe Nathan is a derivative of Nathaniel or something!" Major says, unaffected by the suggestion. It's just a name, and it's just a middle name, at that. Why do people even bother with middle names, anyway? "I only heard the "Nathaniel" being used when I happened to get in trouble, wedged in between my first and last names. That always stopped me in my tracks of whatever dumb thing I was doing or trying to do."

His stomach growls at the instant pizza is mentioned. He presses his hand against the rumbling and lets out a disgruntled groan.

"I meant the beard. Ravi's beard. If we could all be so lucky as to have something so majestic." He decides to come down to the ground, folding up his legs beneath him until his knees are on the dirt. "I had one as a kid, growing up. But I haven't had a puppy in recent years. He .. does not have a name yet, no. But Ravi and I had a dog who looked alarmingly similar, and Ravi named him Minor, so ... we're .. probably going to end up calling him that. Get it? Major? Minor? Ha-ha."