Major's brought in the strange mystery box, completely ignoring the second one that's still off to the side. That one isn't moving around like it's got Mexican Jumping Beans inside, so it doesn't seem as dire or in immediate need of attention the way this one does.
After lifting off the lid and setting it on the ground, Major reaches inside, carefully scooping the puppy up in his arms. Once near enough, it begins to lick his face and squirm around in his grip. As Major's trying to check the box for any other dog-related items, the puppy manages to wiggle its way out of his arms and makes a bee-line for the door.
"HA! It's closed!" Major shouts as he quickly scurries after the pile of fur, securing it in his cradling arms again. The puppy looks up at him as though upset its plans have been foiled, but lets out a quiet groan to show that it's willing to comply. At least for now.
"RAVI!" he exclaims, walking from the living room to the kitchen. "RAVI! THE STORK CAME AND LEFT US A PRESENT. IF WE HAD ANY RESERVATIONS BEFORE, WE NOW HAVE TO BE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP TO PARENT A SMALL, LIVING CREATURE."
.for ravi. (or, when major remembers to close the god damned door)
After lifting off the lid and setting it on the ground, Major reaches inside, carefully scooping the puppy up in his arms. Once near enough, it begins to lick his face and squirm around in his grip. As Major's trying to check the box for any other dog-related items, the puppy manages to wiggle its way out of his arms and makes a bee-line for the door.
"HA! It's closed!" Major shouts as he quickly scurries after the pile of fur, securing it in his cradling arms again. The puppy looks up at him as though upset its plans have been foiled, but lets out a quiet groan to show that it's willing to comply. At least for now.
"RAVI!" he exclaims, walking from the living room to the kitchen. "RAVI! THE STORK CAME AND LEFT US A PRESENT. IF WE HAD ANY RESERVATIONS BEFORE, WE NOW HAVE TO BE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP TO PARENT A SMALL, LIVING CREATURE."