"Maybe that can be your hobby?" Ravi suggests, because personal trainers aren't really in demand, nor are zombie kidnappers, so if Major is out there looking for something to do, Ravi is more than happy to suggest this to him, with a helpful little shrug of his shoulders, like he's just speaking his mind.

"I did get an ice cream box, that was going to melt desperately, so I think it might have been this place's unsubtle hint that I needed to get my nose out of the rats and socialize more," he says, giving Major a face because ugh, football. "I still don't get the appeal. Why can't you just like rugby like a normal person?"