Major holds up both arms to block the shoe and ducks, though the heel of it clips his elbow and falls to the ground with a thud. He exclaims some sort of protesting sound before lightly chucking it back in her direction. He doesn't want to actually hurt her, of course.
"See, if I had those super long legs, I could've just bent my knees and let that shoe pass right through them!"
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"See, if I had those super long legs, I could've just bent my knees and let that shoe pass right through them!"