Ravi makes a face, because he's absolutely being mocked. "If you spill anything on that, I am actually going to go through all your actual clothes and cut very revealing nipple holes in them, then you'll always have to deal with that," Ravi warns, because he feels like his sweatervests should be holy territory and untouchable.

"Can we go back to the part where someone stole your clothes? If it wasn't a woman trying to be cute and flirty, what actually happened? Lord Grantham," he adds, with a droll, dry addition, affecting a mini-bow.