"I mean, you know. Avoiding my ex was also a pretty big priority for a while there," Major says over his shoulder as he finally gets going towards the clothes. "And obviously, not wanting to talk to you." He picks through a few things before finally settling on something insanely out of character - for himself, at least. All the while, he can't help but giggling to himself at the fact that he feels so very much like a character on Downton Abbey, getting ready for the Cricket match. Once re-clothed, he turns towards Ravi with his arms out at either side to display himself.

He's in a sweater vest combo. And suddenly, Major looks incredibly British.

"I don't feel decent. But I do feel like everyone, you included, should start calling me Lord Grantham, because like hell if I'm gonna be Thomas."