"... What? Hey, c'mon, give me credit for that! I read Watership Down when I was like, thirteen, and I was able to remember a random word from it a crap ton of years later! With no Google or Internet or book to assist me! I'm going to personally pat myself on the back for that one," Major protests, reaching over his shoulder to literally give himself a pat on the back with a bit of a pout and a stare in her direction. "Of course it would be a few weeks before I got here. That's how it would happen. Because ice cream is one of my favorite things in the world."

He can't help but laugh while holding up a finger to continue:

"No, no. I could definitely give him a run for his money. When I turned human again for the .. uh, second time? I think it was? I went on an ice cream and other-human-food binge, and Ravi had to watch me just .. gorge myself. I'm surprised he even wants to eat ice cream after the show I put on."