"You .. totally didn't have to answer that, man," Major says with a groan and a wince, regretting the fact that he'd voiced his mostly rhetorical question aloud (of course, he didn't make it sound all that rhetorical, so it's really his own fault). Major makes a gagging sound out of pure reflex, thinking and imagining that a sight like that must've looked like. "Surgeon Simulator: Real Life Edition, ugh."

He rolls his eyes in an exaggerated manner. All right, yeah, he knows that he's a good-looking guy, he'd be dumb to deny that, but fawning women? He doesn't think so. Then again, he's honestly never really noticed.

"I mean, you're the one with the magnificently thick beard and the British accent. I've got neither of those things going for me." He glances down at his strategically placed hand. "Yeah, let's do that. Of course, all of the things I could've worn or wanted to wear are missing, so - that puts me at a disadvantage. Are you sure you don't want me to just go European and walk around in the nude?"