Having successfully gotten his underwear, Major can now move about the village a little bit more freely - well, sort of. At least he has both of his hands free, instead of using them to shield the eyes of the fellow villagers from having to get an eyeful of crotch first thing in the morning. It's too bad he can't play it off with a cowboy hat and a guitar, say he's imitating that Naked Cowboy he saw in Times Square when he'd visited New York a number of years ago. Instead, he's just That Weird Guy who's wandering around in his briefs and boots, acting as though nothing's out of the ordinary.

He'd asked a few other people if they happened to have seen a pair of bright magenta pants, but, after the strange, concerned looks they shared, no one had had any information. He eventually finds himself near Wanda's cabin and, with nothing left to lose, decides to ask her if she's seen anything.

Trying to look as comfortable and casual as possible, he lifts his fist and raps his knuckles against her door.

"Wanda?" he calls out, leaning closer to the closed door. "Before you come out, I'm standing in my underwear, but I swear I can explain it, and I swear I'm not trying to be a creep, and please don't have all of your housemates come out and attack me, all right?"