"I don't think I've met her and I would have definitely remembered someone with blue hair." Clary rolled her eyes at Major. She liked Ravi's beard though she didn't think that it was a deal breaker. It was a shame that Sam disregarded guys for facial hair, usually there was more too it than that, but Clary wasn't in the mood to dig. She'd have to meet Sam and ask her... later.

"Yeah but how do you know it was her choice? Also, you really need to see fake boobs gone wrong before you can claim that you like all of them. If I had google I'd show you. It's awful. I'm also pretty sure that you're saying that about boobs because you're a guy which isn't exactly flattering." It was very guy-like of him though. It didn't bother Clary, she was used to it but she wished that guys weren't such pigs.

She thought of Jace again and signed. She had no luck with men. They were all awful... or related to her.

"I'm sorry. Were you banking on being an Michel Jackson impersonator? If you can show me at the inn then I'll relent and say that you're awesome."