"I never read it either, though I've known a lot of women in my day who were choosing sides and duking it out with women - and men - on the opposing 'team.' It was a bizarre .. uh, thing to witness." Major wishes, then, that he'd paid a little more attention in his classic literature classes in high school and college. Whoops. "I'm pretty sure Dracula was an assigned reading I didn't do at some point in school, but .. were werewolves a part of that? Or was one the inspiration for the other or something?"

He lets out a bit of a giggle, both at her werewolf impression and at her questions.

"Didn't Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket? And the people who would name their kid Major would be my parents, or at least, my hippie of a mom who thought she would challenge the status quo or something."