"I know," he agrees, leaning around to buss a kiss in front of Cougar's ear, smacking his lips obnoxiously. "That's why I'm going to make you sleep whether you like it or not."

Once the braid has been completed, Jake quickly ties it off with the hair elastic Cougar had been using before, and then drops both hands on Cougar's shoulders.

"Okay, up," he demands. "I've had an idea, and you're going to help. Your mission, which you will accept or else, is to find me something I can fan with. Go."