"Worse," is what Cougar says, evenly as he reaches for the little mirror in the kit he's been using, turning it in between them to show off the babyface that Jake now sports, making Cougar feel like he's robbing the cradle of a very handsome man with a great body, but twink was never really Carlos' type before.

Ah, well, he will have to start making exceptions. "At least it will grow back?" he suggests, trying to look on the bright side. Also, it won't burn him every time Jake kisses him, causing a rash that's irritating to live with.