Look, Cougar may be a prickly bastard, but he's Jake's best friend, and he knows how to get through to him. Most of the time.

He slowly blinks his eyes open to look up at Cougar when he speaks after such a prolonged silence, just in time to watch him cross himself. "Oh Jesus, what did you do?" he asks, but he doesn't make much of a move to roll off the bed and go investigate. "You didn't give me a Hitler mustache, did you?"