"One of these days I'm just gonna shave my head again," he murmurs wistfully, wishing he had a pair of clippers around so he could do just that. Of course, after about a day of marveling at the novelty of a buzzcut again, he'd be whining about how much he missed his luscious locks, but that's Jake in a nutshell for you.

It takes him a moment to realize Cougar wants to shave his face, too, even with the razor being waved around in front of him. "I thought you liked my beard!" he protests, smoothing a hand over it. It is very hot and itchy, though, and there have been moments when he missed being clean-shaven. Or at least missed his goatee.

Clambering up on the bed, he flops himself across Cougar's lap and sighs dramatically. "Alright, go ahead, divest me of my lumberjack powers."